Jokes of the day for Thursday, 24 June 2021
Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Thursday, 24 June 2021 |
Miming
By definition, miming is not aloud.Good Old Grandpa
Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...
Great man, horrible cabinet maker.
Strange...
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
"Cash, check or charge?" I ask
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, afterfolding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled forher wallet I noticed a remote control for a televisionset in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused tocome shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evilthing I could do to him."
Every time an Indian walks int...
Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts living with him in his teepee.One day, one of the Indians walks into to chief's teepee and there's the chief masturbating again. He says, "Chief, what are you doing? We fix you up with a beautiful woman."
The chief says, "Her arm get tired."
vampire lesbians
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?. Same time next month?.Chuck Norris can win at solita...
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.12- Pack

The strong young man at the co...

The doctor answered the phone...

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
An elderly lady was stopped to...

The man said, "That's what you can do when you're young and bright."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?"
The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"
A bit apprehensive...

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School.He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.
"Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked.
He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."
I asked, "What's the difference?"
He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."