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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, 01 March 2022

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Tuesday, 01 March 2022

Do overprivileged children go

Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Qualities of a woman

Top 5 qualities of a woman:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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SLIDESHOW #95 - Funny Photo Slideshow

"So, Jimmy," said Grandpa, as

"So, Jimmy," said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. "What did you learn in school today?"
"To tell you the truth," answered young Jimmy, "I'm not exactly sure. My teacher was going on and on about something called ethics, and I still don't know what she was talking about!" Jimmy replied.
"Ah, ethics," responded Grandpa, "very important indeed. Well, let's say the cashier gives me back too much change, ethics would be whether I keep the change for myself, or if I give it back to Grandma!"
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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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If I'm Counting Right

If I'm counting right...
It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.

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Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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Looks are deceiving...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 19 March 2016
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Heros?

One day Bill Clinton was out jogging -- and accidentally

fell from a bridge into a very cold river.

Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident.

Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and

dragged the wet president out of

the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of

the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it,

I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to

Disneyland!"

"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Clinton.

"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the

grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere.

"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the

third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not

handicapped!"

"No -- but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved

from drowning."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 01 March 2010
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When the porn star advertised ...

When the porn star advertised a free orgy, she was unprepared for the onslot.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 01 March 2010
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Rest Area

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 01 March 2009
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A Texan was taking a taxi tour

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.
The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little old tower like that? In Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!"
Next they passed the House of Parliament - started in 1544 and completed in 1618.
"Well boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!"
As they passed Westminster Abbey the cab driver was silent.
"Whoah! What's that over there?" asked the Texan.
The driver replied, "I don't know, it wasn't there yesterday."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 01 March 2019
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You see....

During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.

The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say....

"You see, it IS vanishing cream!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 01 March 2009
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When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof...

I WAS SHOCKED!

Author:Wonderland6914
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 14 June 2019
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Walking To School

Father:
- "Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school."
Son:
- "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 24 March 2015
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I never got along with my dad

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?

Bill Hicks (1961-1994)

Picture: Film Stills

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 09 March 2015
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When an escaped pris...

“When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a clear case of criminal in tent.”

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 24 August 2018
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Eating Healthy

If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.
If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.

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Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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