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Jokes of the day for Sunday, 16 April 2023

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Sunday, 16 April 2023

Why do vegetarians have no sen

Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Color Me Purple

I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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Rating: 8.4/10 (9)

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World Voice Day Jokes

Today is World Voice Day! Find a joke about it!

If a pig loses its voice…
Is it disgruntled?

I lost my voice today.
I can't tell you how annoying it is.

How many voice actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to do it, and five to say, “I was offered that job!”

What do you call a narrator's favourite pair of pants?
Long story shorts.

#worldvoiceday

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Rating: 8.3/10 (8)

The Senility Prayer

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 13 December 2018
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Rating: 8.4/10 (20)

A game of baseball

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 10 May 2017
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Door To Door

Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door,she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said:

“Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move your cat.”

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 16 April 2014
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The only sure things are Death...

The only sure things are Death and Taxes...and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 16 April 2011
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A laywoman was driving down...

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking wine.”Miraculously, a parking space opened up right in front of her destination.The woman looked up to heaven and said, “Never mind, Lord; I found one on my own.”
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 16 April 2017
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Rating: 7.2/10 (46)

Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas

In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 16 April 2009
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Ever since we got married...

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 16 April 2011
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Where is God?

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.
So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response.So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.
The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 19 November 2009
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Japanese IQ

Q: Why, on average, is the IQ so high in Japan?

A: Have you ever seen a Japanese blonde?

#joke #short #blonde
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 25 February 2016
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Home is where your...

Home is where your WI-FI connects automatically.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 27 September 2015
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Tour Bus Driver

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands the driver another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?"
"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."      

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 30 March 2015
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Rating: 7.7/10 (10)

New broom...

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious that she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for yet another price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked, indignantly, "Well, at this rate, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"

"Don't worry, Ma'am," replied the clerk. "With all that wind kicking up over there and that brand new broom you have in your basket, you'll be home in no time."

#joke #christmas
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 12 November 2014
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