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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 10 May 2023

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Wednesday, 10 May 2023

Tense disagreement

Have you heard about the kid who was going to argued with his dad?
There was a tense disagreement.

Original joke by @nogueydude

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - The funniest sub on reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
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Country with no R

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it.
I said, "No way."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
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Behold, I Come Quickly

The new preacher had just begun his sermon.
He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank.
After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point.

His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try."Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly."

Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely. "That’s all right, young man," said the little old lady.
"It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way.
You told me three times you were coming!"

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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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Rating: 7.4/10 (9)

Hipsters

Hipsters hate rivers...
Too mainstream.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and   watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a   foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of   the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his   groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in   agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began   to apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical   Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,  she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a  few minutes,' the man replied. He was in  obvious agony, lying in the  fetal position, still clasping his  hands there at his groin. At her  persistence, however, he  finally allowed her to help. She gently  took his hands away  and laid them to the side, loosened his pants  and put her  hands inside..

She administered tender  and artful massage  for several long moments and asked, 'How does  that  feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's  broken!

#joke #sport #golf
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 28 July 2021
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Thigns...

In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "Thoap!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 03 June 2017
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I sat naked on a bucket of fro...

I sat naked on a bucket of frozen water, after someone suggested I run for moon icy pail government.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 26 February 2011
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Rainbows are what happens when...

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 10 May 2012
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, li...

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 10 May 2011
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My kids love going to the...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 10 May 2009
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Daniel Tosh: Blaming the Amish

Am I the only person who blames global warming entirely on the Amish? Are they not a constant reminder of how awful life would be without all this great technology? Every time I want to cut back and conserve on natural resources, I just look at the Amish and I'm like, 'F**k that.'
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 10 May 2017
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Steven Wright 21

If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen!

What do batteries run on?

Are there any questions?

I was cleaning out my closet and I found a swim suit that I had made out of sponges. I remember one time when I wore it. When I got out of the swimming pool nobody could go swimming until I came back.

I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it. You know, you turn it upside down then you turn it back and it starts to snow. I bought one, except this has a snow plow that does it in rows.

[Later] I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Just checking.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

#joke #lawyer #sport #swimming
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 10 May 2012
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The first Hangman to...

“The first Hangman to switch to electricity from the traditional cord was a good conductor, with an alternate code of conduct!”

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 14 June 2017
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Should Have Glasses

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 10 March 2018
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A brunette who really hated bl...

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars.

'Every blonde in the world will get two million.' The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.

'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.'

The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish.' said the genie.

'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette, 'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'

#joke #blonde
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 02 November 2009
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