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Chuck Norris jokes (1 to 15)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 1 to 15.

Chuck Norris

They once created a street called Chuck Norris but had to change it.
No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (8)

Chuck Norris got shot. We are ...

Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (78)

A man with a bag of Lays potat...

A man with a bag of Lays potato chips taunted Chuck Norris: "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #potato
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.70/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (83)

Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-t...

Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.55/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (69)

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris...

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.23/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (56)

The Sharkeisha super falcon pu...

The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 2.80/10

Rating: 2.8/10 (49)

Chuck Norris will never have a...

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.83/10

Rating: 4.8/10 (64)

Chuck Norris threw a grenade a...

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it blew up.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.79/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (70)

Chuck Norris listens to "Requi...

Chuck Norris listens to "Requiem for a Tower" when he eats pancakes.
#joke #short #chuck-norris #food #pancake
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.12/10

Rating: 3.1/10 (50)

Chuck Norris has more Facebook...

Chuck Norris has more Facebook friends than Facebook has users.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 3.92/10

Rating: 3.9/10 (62)

A Chuck Norris edition of Clue...

A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.70/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (57)

Before they met Chuck Norris, ...

Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (15)

Chuck Norris can speak Russian...

Chuck Norris can speak Russian...in Chinese.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.78/10

Rating: 6.8/10 (9)

When Alexander Bell invented t...

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (8)

Chuck Norris died this morning...

Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 4.60/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (5)

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