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Short jokes - funny one liners (3721 to 3760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 3721 to 3760. |
“What did the adult s
“What did the adult swan say to the singing baby swan? Is that your signature tune?”
A Moral Question
One man said to another, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married. How about you?" The man replied, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"
“Morticians have to b
“Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.”
“The dermatologist lo
“The dermatologist loved to cook. He made everything from scratch.”
“When I looked for th
“When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.”
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.“When the goose hit D
“When the goose hit Dracula like a feather duster it was soon down for the Count.”
Wealthy Investors
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
“I'm starting a new
“I'm starting a new cell phone company, our service carries the best signal, bar none.”
"Who likes music?" asks a comm
"Who likes music?" asks a commander.Two soldiers step forward.
"OK you two. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
“He fought against th
“He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.”
“The liquor store was
“The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.”
“I have a seamstress
“I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.”
“Since I changed the
“Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.”
A man boarded a plane with 6 k
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Answering Machine Message 45
You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination of incoming bogey. TNR Surveillance will scramble. If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming, non-urgent.
“When two orthopedist
“When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.”
The horny midget found that th
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little f*ck?"She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little f*ck!"
“As I scent her out t
“As I scent her out to a choir cheep denim genes I waived good buy.”
The angry wife met her husband
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
“When the tree surgeo
“When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.”
