Gin Jokes - to celebrate World Gin Day
Second Saturday in June is World Gin Day. Celebrate it with short jokes
They say gin can damage your short-term memory.
If that's the case, just imagine what gin can do.
I love water -
especially when it's frozen in cubes and surrounded by gin.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar -
and orders a gin, and tonic.
I tried to say no to gin -
but it's 42.5% stronger than me
A true friend reaches for your hand …
and puts a glass of gin in it.
Charles Dickens: A martini please.
Bartender: Olive or twist?
A gorilla goes up to a bar and asks for a gin and tonic.
The bartender makes the G&T and says: "That'll be £20 - and I must say we don't get many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies: "With prices like that, I'm not surprised."
Woman: I love you.
Man: Is that you or the gin talking?
Woman: It's me talking to the gin.
Don't cry over spilt milk:
it could have been gin.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin.
Then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass
"Trust me you can dance."
- Gin
PLEASE DRINK GIN RESPONSIBLY.
Don't spill it.
Neutron: How much is a G&T?
Bartender: For you - no charge.
I'm on a gin and tonic diet:
I lost three days last week.
Uncle Roy
My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece.
Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
Easter is all about sandwiches
Easter is all about sandwiches.Because heroes on the third day.
The disciples thought it was about potato chips.
Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
45 clean romantic Knock knock jokes
1. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to get to know you better!
2. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go on a date and make some memories together!
3. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to go out with me?
4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amour.
Amour who?
Amour than happy to have met you!
5. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
6. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar, I'm falling for you!
7. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Charming.
Charming who?
Charming to meet you. Can I take you out for dinner?
8. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you. Can I have your number?
9. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid called. He wants his arrow back because I've fallen for you!
10. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fella.
Fella who?
Fella madly in love with you!
11. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me this weekend?
12. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Just kidding, let's go out!
13. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-ogize for taking up your time, but can I take you out?
14. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cuddle.
Cuddle who?
Cuddle me close, and let's have a fantastic time!
15. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Prince.
Prince who?
Prince Charming has finally arrived, and he's asking you out!
16. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't cry, babe, it's just me!
17. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to hold you tight!
18. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce snuggle up and watch our favorite movie together!
19. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
20. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, you make my heart skip a beat!
21. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar, you're the sweetest thing in my life!
22. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Darling.
Darling who?
Darling, you light up my world!
23. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry in love with you, my darling!
24. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid struck me with love the moment I met you!
25. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby, you complete me!
26. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel, you're the one I've been waiting for!
27. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Juliet.
Juliet who?
Juliet, I can't stop thinking about you!
28. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple of my eye, you're the one for me!
29. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cuddle.
Cuddle who?
Cuddle me close, my love!
30. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Princess.
Princess who?
Princess, you're the queen of my heart!
31. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce cuddle up and create a cozy paradise of love!
32. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to explore a world of adventures with you!
33. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar, you're my sweet addiction, and I can't get enough of you!
34. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else!
35. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry lucky to have you by my side, my love!
36. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid shot an arrow, and it struck my heart when I met you!
37. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mystery.
Mystery who?
Mystery deepens when I think of you, and I'm excited to uncover it together!
38. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Prince.
Prince who?
Prince Charming might be a fairy tale, but you're my real-life prince!
39. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Flirt.
Flirt who?
Flirt with me forever, and let's keep the spark alive!
40. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel, you bring heaven into my life, and I'm grateful for every moment with you!
41. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy, you make me smile every day, and I'm so lucky to have you!
42. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo couldn't resist knocking on your heart, and I'm here to stay!
43. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo, you've captured my heart, and your love echoes through my soul!
44. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
Sunshine, you brighten up my world, and I'm forever grateful for you!
45. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream, you're the one I've been waiting for, and being with you is a dream come true!
Build Me Up
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
In pagan times
In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.Ant jokes, lighter jokes, and few more
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter,
So they threw one cigarette overboard,
and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.
I used to be a programmer for autocorrect
They fried me for no raisin
I have the body of a 24 year old....
but it's in the freezer
How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in water. If it sinks, it’s girl ant, but if it floats…
Its impossible for viruses to spread throughout an ant colony?
Because of all the little antey bodies.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on the side of them?
So that they can Scandinavian
I bought shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
I'm sick of vegans
I'm sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits.It's like the Spinach Inquisition!
Tom Hanks Memoir
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
I love meditating with my r
I love meditating with my ohmies.|
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