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Blonde jokes - jokes about blondes (1 to 10)

Blonde jokes - jokes about blondes (1 to 10) Jokes about blondes. These are funny jokes with blondes! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Funny video of the day - A blonde is traveling with her friend down an old back road, when she slams on her brakes to miss a rabbit...

A blonde is traveling with her friend down an old back road, when she slams on her brakes to miss a rabbit... - They both get out of the car to see a dead rabbit lying in the middle of the road... - link to page video is posted initially.
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Rating: 4.3/10 (4)

Funny video of the day - A blonde rents a stadium for $1,000,000 and fills it with 80,000 other blondes...

A blonde rents a stadium for $1,000,000 and fills it with 80,000 other blondes... - She calls one up, to prove on live TV, that blondes are smart... - link to page video is posted initially.
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Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Funny video of the day - A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and... - She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. - link to page video is posted initially.
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Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

Funny video of the day - Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm...

Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm... - He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. - link to page video is posted initially.
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Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Calculate the number 843

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 843 using numbers [5, 5, 4, 7, 43, 642] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Funny video of the day - Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited...

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited... - Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble ... - link to page video is posted initially.
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Rating: 7.2/10 (5)

25 years of marriage

After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said:

"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed. 

#joke #blonde
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Rating: 8.9/10 (13)

Soda Machine

One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the soda came out.

After a while someone walked up to her and asked if they could please get a soda.

The blonde looked at them angrily and said: "Get out of my face, I'm winning!"

#joke #blonde
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Christmas tree search

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
#joke #blonde #christmas
Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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Rating: 7.6/10 (21)

Staring at the orange juice

In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave."
"No," the blonde replies.
"Why not?" questions the waiter.
"The carton says 'concentrate'".
#joke #blonde
Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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Rating: 8.0/10 (20)

Two secretaries were talking a

Two secretaries were talking about their work.
"I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"
#joke #blonde
Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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Rating: 7.8/10 (19)

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