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Policeman jokes - jokes about policemen (1171 to 1185)Jokes about policemen. These are funny jokes with policemen! These are the jokes listed 1171 to 1185. |
adies: Which of the following...
adies: Which of the following will do a better job of frightening a man away?"Get away or I'll call the police!"
or
"I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
#joke #short #policeman
adies: Which of the following...
adies: Which of the following will do a better job of frightening a man away?"Get away or I'll call the police!"
or
"I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
#joke #short #policeman
remember one morning at...
remember one morning at quarters, the Division Officer said, "All right, you assholes, fall out!"As the rest of the division wandered away, I remained at attention.
The Division Officer walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me. Then he raised a single eyebrow.
I just smiled and said, "Sure were a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
#joke #policeman
