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Knock Knock Collection 189

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!

Why makes this Joke funny?

1. Walt till your father gets home!

The humor here derives from the expectation-subversion pattern; "Walt" sounds like "Wait," and the punchline plays on the familiar phrase "wait till your father gets home."

2. Walter-wall carpeting!

This joke plays with the similarity in sound between "Walter" and "wall-to-wall," as in "wall-to-wall carpeting." The pun surprises the listener, creating a humorous effect.

3. Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Here, "Wanda" sounds like "Want to." The listener may not expect a sales pitch, leading to a light, amusing surprise.

4. Wannetta time please!

"Wannetta" is used to sound like "one at a" in the context, and the punchline "Wannetta time please!" sounds like "One at a time please!" It`s another example of exploiting the surprise element by playing with similar sounding words/phrases.

5. Warner you coming out to play!

The name "Warner" is used to mimic the phrase "Weren`t you" in spoken English, especially in certain dialects. So, "Warner you coming out to play!" sounds like "Weren`t you coming out to play!"

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