Scary Collection 28
A vampire joke
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!
A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow!
A skeleton joke
What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones!
A vampire joke
What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?
We could do with some new blood around here!
A skeleton joke
What is a skeleton?
Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!
A vampire joke
How does a vampire clean his house?
With a victim cleaner!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke
?
Ghoul blimey!
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People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
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