The Guide For All Men
WOMENâS LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Iâm sorry. = Youâll be sorry.
We need... = I want
Itâs your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = Youâll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I donât want you to.
Iâm not upset = Of course Iâm upset, you moron! Youâre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Youâre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = Iâm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today youâre really not going to like.
Iâll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me Iâm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youâre dead.
Was that the baby? = Why donât you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to Whatâs wrong?:
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = Itâs just that youâre such an idiot!
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