10 yo-yo jokes to celebrate National yo-yo day
1. Why don't yo-yos make good friends?
- Because they always let you down!
2. What did the yo-yo say to the tightrope?
- "Now, that's what I call a string walk!"
3. How do yo-yos cheer each other up?
- They say, "Hang in there, it'll be an up and down ride!"
4. Why was the yo-yo so good at making decisions?
- It always knew how to go back and forth!
5. Why don't yo-yos work in zero gravity?
- They can't deal with the ups and downs!
6. What did the yo-yo say to the super glue?
- "I need someone who won't let go!"
7. Why was the yo-yo the life of the party?
- Because it always knew how to unwind!
8. How did the yo-yo become a successful motivational speaker?
- It always knew how to bounce back!
9. What do yo-yos say when they introduce themselves?
- "I’m not as up-tight as I appear!"
10. Why was the yo-yo accused of being a spy?
- Because it always goes undercover!
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