A Texas family of football sup
A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outletmall to do their tax-free back to school shopping. While in the sports shopthe son picks up an Oklahoma jersey and says to his older sister, "I'vedecided to become a Sooner fan and I would like to wear this to school".His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the headand says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Oklahoma jersey in hand and finds hismother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy thisjersey".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head andsays, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Oklahoma Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Oklahoma fan and I would like to buy thisjersey".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says,"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towardshome.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned somethingtoday?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Oklahoma fan for an hour and Ialready hate you Texas bastards."
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