A guy is out playing his usual round of Sunday golf when he gets a call…
A guy is out playing his usual round of Sunday golf when he gets a call…It’s the hospital…his wife has been in a terrible accident and he needs to there FAST.
He rushes to the hospital where a doctor, covered in blood and gore, greets him at emergency room entrance. The doctor says “Sir, your wife is going to live but life as you know it is going to change drastically. Your wife is going to require constant care from this point forward. You are going to have to bathe her, feed her, change her diaper regularly, and turn her over every half an hour. Activities such as going out, traveling, and sex are no longer an option and as for things like golf, well, sir, you simply won’t have time to do anything like that anymore.”
The man stands there, strickened and speechless until the doctor chucks him on the shoulder and says: “I’m just fucking with you man, she’s dead.”
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