A man walks into a open Hollywood audition…

He gets inside and begins to fill out his audition form, rehearse his monologue, and stand in line.

After a while he gets into the audition room and hands the casting director his audition form. He takes his spot on stage and is about to launch into his monologue when he hears rowdy laughing coming from the casting director.

He asks, "What's going on?"

Through tears of laughter, the casting director asks him "Is this your real name, Penis Car Lesbian??"

The man responds "yes I know it is a silly name, but please try to ignore that. My parents were drunk when they named me and just chose three silly words."

The casting director manages to stop laughing and tells the man "I'm sorry but you have to change your name if you want to make it big in Hollywood.

The man gets upset and storms out of the audition.

The casting director shrugs and calls out the next person.

10 years later the director recives a 100,000 dollar check along with a letter.

Puzzled over who would send him such a thing, he opens up the letter and reads it:

"Dear sir,
While you may not remember me I came to an audition 10 years ago.
There you told me that I would never make it big if I didn't change my name from Penis Car Lesbian.
After I left, I realized you were right and I did change my name.
However I was too ashamed to return back to you so I found other auditions.
But your advice really helped and I got a lot of big acting roles. As you were the first one to truly help me, I decided to send you a little check.
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke"