A miserly man realized he need
A miserly man realized he needed a hearing aid, but he was unwilling to spend much money. He went to the store and asked the salesman, "How much are they?""That depends on the model," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," said the cheapskate.
The salesperson put a device around his neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the man asked.
"At $2.00! You expect it to work?! Don't be silly, it doesn't do anything," the salesperson replied. "But...when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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