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A rather attractive woman goes

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his faceclose to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beardwhich is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face withboth hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks,running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Isthere anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continueshuskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowinghim to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap inthe ladies room."
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