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A very successful lawyer parke

A very successful lawyer parked his shiny new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically. His Lexus was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally stopped ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you're not even aware your left arm is missing from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Help!" screamed the man. "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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