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A young couple are flying to B

A young couple are flying to Bali to get married. Before getting there, the girl says to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat-chested. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
A little later, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy to be honest with each other. They went on to Bali and got married on the beach. On their wedding night, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's wedding tackle and the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
After she recovered the guy said, "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?"

The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."

The guy replied, "Yes, 8 pounds in weight and 21 inches long."
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