Adult jokes-Feeding the Yak

A yuppie is tired of the materialistic world and decides to give everything up. He joins a monastery and enjoys the peaceful life. After having spent one year at the monastery, he is approached by the Head Monk who congratulates him for completing one year and tells him that he is now allowed to go to the hills to feed the Yak. The Yuppie agrees and the next morning he is all set to go to the hills, when an old loafer tells him he is so lucky to be making it to the hills.

The Yuppie is confused and asks the old loafer what he meant.

The old loafer says that none of them had any action for a long time and up in the hills, a Yak is the closest one could get to a woman.

The Yuppie understood and started for the hills. When he returned to the monastery after a week, the Head Monk asked him how the Yaks were doing. The Yuppie did not say anything but kept smiling. The Head Monk then asked him if he had fed all the Yaks properly, The Yuppie replied that he had forgotten to feed them.

The Head Monk got emotional and burst out, "You Yuppies are all the same, screw you Yak, I am all right!"