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At New York's Kennedy airport

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered tobe a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while inpossession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and acalculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez saidhe believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. Heis being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire averagesolutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a searchof absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer tothemselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to acommon denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle".
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God hadwanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would havegiven us more fingers and toes".
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