Bicycle Day Jokes

Today is Bicycle Day! Find jokes about it!

Q: When is a bike not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.

Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
A: Attire (a tyre - gettit?).

Q: What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!

Q: Did you hear about the environmentalist who went down the same bicycle route twice?
A: He re-cycled.

Q: What do you call a therapist for cyclists?
A: A cycologist.

Q: How do you greet an OAP on their new bike tires?
A: Congratulations on your re-tire-ment!

Q: Do you know the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
A: The road.

Q: What's the difference between a boy scout and a guy fixing bicycle horns?
A: One's motto is ‘be prepared’, the other's is ‘beep repaired’.

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