Clever elderly gentleman
Three old men - Jack, Roland & Nicholas were talking about what their grandkids would be mentioning about them fifty years from then.
Jack said, "I would like my grandchild to say, 'He was a successful businessman'".
Roland, the sentimental gentleman said, "I want my grandchildren to remember me as a loyal family man".
Then Jack asked Nicholas, "So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?"
"Well" replied Nicholas, "I want my grandkids to say 'He certainly looks good for his age!'"
Jack said, "I would like my grandchild to say, 'He was a successful businessman'".
Roland, the sentimental gentleman said, "I want my grandchildren to remember me as a loyal family man".
Then Jack asked Nicholas, "So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?"
"Well" replied Nicholas, "I want my grandkids to say 'He certainly looks good for his age!'"
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