Everything rhymes
A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch, shotgun in hand as his three daughters are about to start dating.
The first boy comes up the steps and says to him : "Hi I'm Eddy, I'm her for Betty, we're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
The father looks at the harmless boy and yells up "Betty your date's here," and the two take off for the restaurant.
The second boy then comes up the steps and says to him: "Hi I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?"
The father looks at the harmless boy and yells up "Flo, your date's here," and the two take off for the movie theater.
The third boy then comes up the steps. "Hi I'm Rex" BLAM!!!
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