Funny Sayings

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- I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the

halo from falling!

- Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what

happend to you?

- It's better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and

reviel all hope.

- Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend!

- Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks.

- If you need a nickle, I'll give you a dime but if you want a

male bitch, don't mess with mine!

- Don't call me a godess, don't call me a queen, just call me

the cutest princess you've ever seen.

- Did the sun come up or did you just smile?

- If you don't like my driving, stay off the side walk!

- If men are from Mars, why can't we send them back?

- I excerise a lot...I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and

dodge deadlines!

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I couldn't fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder

- You can push everyone around....just not through a door that

says pull.

- What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground.

- May your life be like toilet paper...long and usefull