Funny jokes-Act your age
A lady is running out of luck at the roulette table in a casino. She is left with only $500 and is absolutely desperate. She cries out, "This is the heights of bad luck! What in heaven's name should I do now?"
A gentleman standing next to her, tries to console her and says, "Why don't you just play your age?"
He goes away but in a short while, he hears some commotion and walks back to the roulette table. He is surprised to see the lady lying unconscious on the floor, while a crowd had gathered around her.
He asks the operator, "What happened to her? Is she ok?"
The operator replies, "I have no idea sir, she put all her money on 28. When 37 showed up, she just fainted!"
A gentleman standing next to her, tries to console her and says, "Why don't you just play your age?"
He goes away but in a short while, he hears some commotion and walks back to the roulette table. He is surprised to see the lady lying unconscious on the floor, while a crowd had gathered around her.
He asks the operator, "What happened to her? Is she ok?"
The operator replies, "I have no idea sir, she put all her money on 28. When 37 showed up, she just fainted!"
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