Funny jokes-Swimming competition
There was a swimming competition between a few girls one summer morning. The style decided was breast-stroke. The event started with the call five…….four…… three…… two…… one…….go.
All the girls reached the finish line more or less the same time except Marie. They all sportingly waited for Marie to arrive. It was almost forty minutes later that Marie reached the finish line. She was totally exhausted and on the verge of collapse. Other girls helped her asked what went wrong.
After regaining her breath Marie said: “My word, you all must have used your arms, otherwise how could you reach so fast? That's cheating.”
All the girls reached the finish line more or less the same time except Marie. They all sportingly waited for Marie to arrive. It was almost forty minutes later that Marie reached the finish line. She was totally exhausted and on the verge of collapse. Other girls helped her asked what went wrong.
After regaining her breath Marie said: “My word, you all must have used your arms, otherwise how could you reach so fast? That's cheating.”
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