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Grandma Buys a Bumper Sticker

Grandma writes:

The other day I went to the local religious book store where

I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I

bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm

really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed.

I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost

in thought

about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had

changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of

people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to

honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty

soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as

loud as he could. Why, it was like a football game with him

shouting, "Go, Jesus Christ, Go"! Everyone else started

honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled

to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from

Florida back there because I could hear him

yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving

in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the

air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant.

They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told

me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out

the window and gave him the good luck sign back. A couple of

the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that

they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I

bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the

light had changed, and I stepped on the gas. It's a good

thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the

intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned

out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the

Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away. Praise

the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love ya all,

Grandma

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