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Halloween 2018 short jokes

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

What kind of instrument do you play on Halloween?
A Spook-ulele.

What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?

A Spoo-key

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?
In blood vessels

What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.

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