Have You Ever Been Guilty Of L
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age AndThinking,"surely I Can't Look That Old." Well... You'll Love This One.
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For MyFirst Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His DDS Diploma, Which BoreHis Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The SameName Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be TheSame Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him,However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way TooOld To have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If HeHad Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald Wrinkled, Fat,Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
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