Heaven and Hell
It was a Sunday and the preacher was addressing a mass in the church. During his sermon, the preacher broached the subject of Heaven and Hell, how good deeds allow you a place in Heaven and how bad deeds make you suffer in Hell. Finally done, the preacher commanded: “Raise your hands - those of you who want to go to heaven.”
Every one raised his hand except Dean and Martin. Father asked them: “What's wrong with the two of you? Don't you fancy heaven?”
Dean: “We do, we do. But we thought like you are taking us there right now and we are not ready yet.”
Every one raised his hand except Dean and Martin. Father asked them: “What's wrong with the two of you? Don't you fancy heaven?”
Dean: “We do, we do. But we thought like you are taking us there right now and we are not ready yet.”
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