It Won't Be Long

A blonde was visiting Washington D.C. for the first time and

wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortuantely, she was

having trouble finding it. Finally she saw a police officer

and asked him for directions.

"Well if you wait at that bus stop right there and get on

the 54, it will take you right there." explained the

officer.

"Thank you" she cooed, and walked to the bus stop.

Five hours later, the police officer was driving by again,

and sure enough, the blonde was still standing at the bus

stop.

The officer stopped and said "Excuse me miss, but I told you

that to get to the Capitol building, you take the number 54,

and it will take you right there. What are you still doing

here?"

"Oh don't worry officer." she replied. "It won't be long

now. The 47th bus just went by."