Lickety-splitThe businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags.
Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled during her flight, she telephoned the desk and asked the hotel's valet service to pick it up for pressing.
Almost immediately after she hung up the phone, a knock sounded at the door, and there stood an elderly Chinaman, waiting.
Impressed by the fast service, the career woman exclaimed, "My, you come lickety-split!"
"No, ma'am," replied the elderly Chinaman. "Come to get laundry."
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