Mary was having an affair duri
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard herhusband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab yourclothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It'sraining like hell out there."
Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"
So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landedoutside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he startedrunning along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying hisclothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free havingthe air blow over your skin while you are running."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes onyour arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at theend of the run and get in my car to go home."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."
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