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Menopause

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

A: Their foreheads.

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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “I remember these”.

Source: Menopause Humor

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