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Mud bath

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."

"But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day."

"And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly.

"No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt."

Why makes this Joke funny?

Mud Bath Punchline:

No, replies the doctor: but it will get you used to the dirt.

This punchline plays on the expectation and hope that the mud bath is a remedy for the man`s condition. Instead, the doctor humorously suggests the mud bath as a way for the man to acclimate to being buried in the ground, alluding to his impending death. The humor arises from the unexpected and dark twist on the common phrase used to the dirt, implying burial.

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Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Originally taken from site that work no more - Get Frank - NZ's Online Men's Lifestyle Magazine for Fashion, Health, Lifestyle, Recreation Articles & Reviews, Funny jokes and photos updated daily
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