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My neighbor got a pre-declined

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
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McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
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