Nervous expectant fathers
There are 4 impatient men nervously pacing the floor of a nursing home, waiting for their wives to give birth.
A nurse comes of the delivery room and says to Robert, the first expectant dad, "Congratulations, you've twins!"
Robert says excitedly. "Oh! What a coincidence, I work at the Petronas Twin Towers".
Another nurse comes out of the room and tells the second expectant father, Mike, "Congratulations, your wife gave birth to triplets!"
A nurse comes of the delivery room and says to Robert, the first expectant dad, "Congratulations, you've twins!"
Robert says excitedly. "Oh! What a coincidence, I work at the Petronas Twin Towers".
Another nurse comes out of the room and tells the second expectant father, Mike, "Congratulations, your wife gave birth to triplets!"
"Wow!! What an amazing coincidence!" says Mike "I work for 3M."
Another nurse comes out of the room and tells the third expectant father, Jason, "Congratulations! Your wife has got quadruplets!"
Jason exclaims, "Oh my God! This has to be some coincidence. I work at Four Seasons Hotel!"
Another nurse comes out of the room and tells the third expectant father, Jason, "Congratulations! Your wife has got quadruplets!"
Jason exclaims, "Oh my God! This has to be some coincidence. I work at Four Seasons Hotel!"
Meanwhile, Kumar, the fourth expectant father seems to be worried and breaks into a sweat.
The other 3 fathers ask him, "What's the matter? Why are you so worried?"
Kumar replies, "Well.... I work at Seven-Eleven!"
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