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New Years Eve Quickies

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If 2014 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something!

Tonight the Mayor is dropping the ball in New York while Congress is dropping the ball in Washington.

There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you.

Today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2015!

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