No-Excuse Sunday
* Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in." * There will be a section with lounge chairs for those who feel our pews are too hard.* We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof will cave in if I ever came to church."* Blankets will be provided for those who think, "The church is too hot."* Fans will be provided for those who think, "The church is too cold."* Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.* One section will have trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.* The sanctuary will be decorated with both poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.- Joke shared on Beliefnet's Religious Humor page.#joke
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People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others.
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