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An efficiency consultant submitted his report of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony No. 8 in B minor:
# All 12 violins played the same notes. This is unnecessary duplication. Their number should be reduced.
# For a considerable period of time, above players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced and their work spread evenly among other staff.
# No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that was already handled by the strings. If such redundancies were eliminated, the concert could be cut 20 minutes.
# The symphony has two movements. Mr. Schubert should have been able to achieve his musical goals in one.
Conclusion: If Mr. Schubert had paid attention to these matters, he would have had time to finish the symphony.
# All 12 violins played the same notes. This is unnecessary duplication. Their number should be reduced.
# For a considerable period of time, above players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced and their work spread evenly among other staff.
# No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that was already handled by the strings. If such redundancies were eliminated, the concert could be cut 20 minutes.
# The symphony has two movements. Mr. Schubert should have been able to achieve his musical goals in one.
Conclusion: If Mr. Schubert had paid attention to these matters, he would have had time to finish the symphony.
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