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Several of the latest new jokes

What gets burning hot right before it freezes?
A laptop.

What do you call a Chinese kid who was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.

What do you call a Southern kid who was born prematurely?
Earl Lee.

And one who was born late?
Tuk Tu Long.

I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused
because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said "yes".

Why do we call him iron-man?
Calling him Fe-male would probably be pretty awkward.

I used to work at a factory making plastic Draculas.
I was only one of two employees, so I had to make every second Count.

You can't have a Public Pool
without P.

Went on a date last weekend this woman and afterwards I said "wow, you're the most average girl I've ever date".
"you are mean!" She replied.
I said "no, you are".

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