Signs you Smoke too much
Top 10 Signs you Smoke too much
10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break."
9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.
8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown."
7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.
6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.
5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying. "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts...".
4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts.
3. You smoke during making out.
2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys."
1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "nonsmoking" iron lung.
10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break."
9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.
8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown."
7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.
6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.
5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying. "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts...".
4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts.
3. You smoke during making out.
2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys."
1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "nonsmoking" iron lung.
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