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Terms for Penis

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking

together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a

gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a

patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the

front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain,

because it goes down after the act.

Well the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a

rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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