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The young priest

One afternoon the old catholic priest was teaching a younger priest how to do confessions. The young priest was not comfortable doing it and had no clue what he was doing. The older priest told the young priest "you are on your own for a minute I have to use the restroom."

The young priest replied "but i do not know what I am doing I will screw it up!" The older priest told the younger priest he has a cheat sheet in the confesion room so he has no worries. The younger priest told him ok just hurry up. After a few moment a young man came in and confessed to cheating on his wife. The young priest looks on the cheat sheet and find adultry and tell the young man to do 100 hail marys and he will be forgiven. After a moment later a young women came in and said that she gave her had sex with her boyfriend. The young priest looks on the cheat sheet and finds premarital sex and tell the young women to say 75 hail marys and she will be forgiven. A minute later a teenage girl came in and confessed that she gave her boyfriend a blow-job. The priest looked on the cheat sheet and could not find any thing that had to do with oral sex. Panicing he told the teenage to hold on and ran out of the room and found the nearest candle boy. The young priest runs up to the young man and askes "What does the head priest usually give for a blow job?"

The young candle boy replies "Oh about five dollars and a candy bar."

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