Through the pitch-black night,...
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: �Change your course 10 degrees east.�The light signals back: �Change yours, 10 degrees west.�
Angry, the captain sends: �I�m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!�
�I�m a seaman, second class,� comes the reply. �Change your course, sir.�
Now the captain is furious. �I�m a battleship! I�m not changing course!�
There is one last reply. �I�m a lighthouse. Your call.�
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