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Tips from the holy man

A group of boys were going to confession one sunday. The

first boy, John, says:

Father, I've done something terrible.

What have you done, John?

I fucked a girl.

Who was it?

I can't tell you, father, she would never permit it.

Well, John, was it Mary M?

No, father, I can't tell you.

Was it Heather S, John?

No father I can't tell you.

Well, John, was it Meghan C?

I can't tell you father.

Alright, John, your penence is 5 Our Fathers.

Thank you father.

Upon this he leaves the confessional, and the second boy

asks him:

What did you get, John?

5 Our Fathers and 3 Good Leads!

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