Toilet Hygiene
Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Lorne's penis was twisted like a corkscrew."Wow," Gary said.
"I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?"
Lorne said.
"All twisted like a corkscrew," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?"
Lorne said.
"Straight, like normal," Gary said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Lorne said.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?"
asked Lorne.
"Shaking off the excess drops," replied Gary.
"Like normal."
"Cripes," Lorne said.
"And all these years I've been wringing it."
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