Two old pensioners are taking
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to theplace where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I metyou over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gasworks, and I gave you one from behind.""Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with agrin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you onefrom behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sittingnext to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinkingit would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up andfollows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works.The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the littleold lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the mostathletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is bangingaway at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described asphenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they donot stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don'tmove for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anythingthat equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have toknow his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years'time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that,particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*cking fence wasn'telectrified."
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